I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Dog (Women's and Men's, Heather Grey)


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Ugh, someone actually had the nerve to ask you to a social event. Seriously? Why would they think you want to be social? You’ve got a bottle of wine and a loving dog waiting for you at home. And nothing comes between you and your dog…or your wine. Reject the invitation before they even have a chance to ask with this funny t shirt!

  • Our tees are printed on our super soft ringspun tees.
  • Care Instructions: Machine Washcold.  Do not bleach.  Tumble dry low

Our shirts run small. Please size up.

Weight (lbs.):1
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Puerto Rico
This product usually ships in 4 business days and should be delivered in 10 business days.
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